Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the SEX RELATIONS BOARD for being a SEX PEST!
Restrictions are as follows:
- You must stop leering, drooling and lechering at member of the opposite sex,
- Stop making suggestive remarks about the size of body parts or that certain people might "go at it like a bunny rabbit on viagra,
- Keep your hands to yourself when in company,
- Stop telling filthy jokes, - unless they're funny,
- Only harass those who will appreciate it.
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
Contents:
- 1 Spoof ASBO
- 1 ASBO Envelope
- packed in a poly bag
- A4 ASBO, Standard Evelope
Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.

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