Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!

This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for FAILING TO GIVE SEX ON DEMAND!

Restrictions are as follows:

• You must be ever ready and alert to your partner's promptings
• Wear loose fitting, sexy clothes around the house
• Don't drink too much alcohol (except champagne)
• Be available for romantic dinners
• Never say "no"

For a period of six months from today

There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!

Contents:

• 1 Spoof ASBO
• 1 ASBO Envelope
• packed in a poly bag
• A4 ASBO, Standard Evelope

Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.