Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY FOR ALCOHOLICS for being a BINGE DRINKER!
Restrictions are as follows:
- Stop all drinking between breakfast and morning coffee break,
- Lay off the rough cider, meths and nail varnish remover,
- Keep away from other heavy drinkers (your mates),
- Pin a note to your chest before you pass out, saying, "I don't live in this gutter, - please take me to a hotel and buy me a drink".
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
Contents:
- 1 Spoof ASBO
- 1 ASBO Envelope
- packed in a poly bag
- A4 ASBO, Standard Evelope
Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.

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