Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the PASSION POLICE for BEING TOO SEXUALLY DEMANDING!
Restrictions are as follows:
- You must learn to control yourself (especially in public places),
- Stop talking dirty and groping,
- Stop wearing sleazy clothes,
- Stop bringing every conversation around to sex,
- Stop leering, drooling, lechering and panting,
- Have no less than 3 cold showers a day
For a period of six months from today
There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues!
Contents:
- 1 Spoof ASBO
- 1 ASBO Envelope
- packed in a poly bag
- A4 ASBO, Standard Evelope
Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item.

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