Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Virgo Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches.

Virgo August 23 - September 22

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This Virgo Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This anal behavior is sickening to your friends, but you don't care because you prefer your computer anyway. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep whilst having sex. Virgos make good traffic wardens.