Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Taurus Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This  Taurus Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and will work yourself to death. No one admires you. Most people think you are a stubborn bumwipe. You are nothing but a communist whore.