Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Scorpio Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches.

Scorpio October 23 - November 21

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This Scorpio Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success by stabbing everyone you meet in the back. You will do anything for money, you son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.