Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Capricorn Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This Capricorn Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You are basically a loser. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You do nothing but annoy everyone you come into contact with. You should kill yourself now and save us all the embarrassment.