Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Cancer Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches.

Cancer June 22 - July 22

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This Cancer Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a mug. You are always procrastinating. This is why you will always be on benefits and won't ever amount to anything. Put us out of our misery and end it all now.