Give your friends the perfect gift, an alternative Aries Horror-Scope mug. These hilarious predictions will have you in stitches.

Aries March 21 - April 19

Please be warned this mug should only be bought for people with a sense of humor!

This  Aries Horror-Scope Mug says:

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are paranoid, and rightly so as everyone thinks that you are a complete turd. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You will live to a ripe old age, but inside you are dead already.